Last night..

Me: Eh you better go and cut ur hair, very long already.
Jungle Boy: My hairstylist not free today.
Me: Why?? He very busy meh! Today weekday you noe?
Jungle Boy: He busy becoz Fann Wong wedding tonight what. My stylist is David Gan okieeee.
Me: What the...

For obvious reasons Jungle Boy does NOT go to Passion.
He's just saying that becoz he lazy to cut hair.
:/