Me: Tell u ah, women very poor thing one. Everytime suffer becoz of men. MENstruation, MENopause, MENtal illness.. etc.
Jungle Boy: Men also what.
Me: No lor!
Jungle Boy: Studies show that married men will always die earlier than their wives.
Me: Rubbish.
Jungle Boy: Its true. Dying is the only way to escape from their wives nagging.
Me: !@#$%^&

There u go, our typical conversation.